Dhanyavad

mom dad steve rosalia alicia parker john traci scott sonia brooke darrell dawn dave forrest jd khyati frank denny paris for all taking time to give blessings parties love laughter advice reality checks photo stories and a wedding to go to. I'm sure I left out some sponsors, producers, directors, managers, gaffers, key grips, priests, beggars but that will have to do for now.

Any takers?

One last note: Adventure is adventure. Adventure shared with another soul is double adventure. Any takers? All you need to do is survive the trip from the airport to downtown Mumbai.

Plus, indulge in art. The few galleries I have visited are sanctuaries of the mind and soul. Perhaps art is God. Perhaps God is art. Whatever it may be, what comes out the human mind with expression of art is beautiful beyond all summation. Even in Mumbai, art is a mantra for me. Who woulda thunk?

Mumbai madness

Matt is here! Mumbai better watch out! Hahahaha. That is a joke. Rather, Matt is finding out he is about as internationally savvy as a little white Bo-peep sheep. The one with the pink bow on it. If you know the joke, then you know what I mean. All I have to do is turn around and it's like: "whooosh, what was that?. It will probably hurt later." This place is the Hoover of dollars. Schemes abound to drive a wedge between you and your dollars. Between you and any plans placing dots on a map culled from Lonely Planet by careful planning the night before. And I mean planning at 3 am because the walls seem to close in when you realize that's the only reality of familiarity. How Awesome!

How Mumbai can exist is a miracle. Dirt is mingled with pavement is mingled with mud. Glass and steel storefronts wedge between 4 ft by 5 ft stalls. Vendors line the sidewalk inches from taxis and trucks with only horns keeping the lanes and the entire traffic system from complete chaos. Oh, it's chaos. Just not complete, triple-X chaos. This Mumbai is slow entropy. You can watch it like sitting on a Yosemite cliff watch the granite break away one feldspar, one quartz, one olivine at a time. You know it's going to destruction. But somehow, the erosion just keeps on going, going, going...

What I like best? Thank you for asking! Walking down the street and some dude siddles up next me, all innocent, and we start talking. "You know the Jain temple up the road? It's the 40th year rotation for this festival. Follow me, we go see it." After walking 20 minutes to who knows where (just trust the universe) I walk into a Jain creatatorium. Of course Peter knows the crematorium overseer (my words aren't working now). So I get the "special tour." However, this is really for real. Families are in progress of creamating relatives. I am asked to be respectful, in return I can make photos. I can't upload any because this internet cafe has no provision. But let's just say that the heat from burning human is quite intense. Tears don't really make it past eyelashes. Hindu and Jain philosophy - just the part of life, bury the ashes, plant a mango tree over the ashes, the tree bears fruit, the people eat the fruit, the people are nourished. Capiche?

Now the circle is not complete until all three of us reach the back of the crematorium. That's where I am asked for a donation, so the poor people can afford the wood and facilities that the well-off can easily afford. Wouldn't you know. 2,000 rupees later, I am the fuck outta there! Third lesson in two days and I'm sure it won't stop there. PAY ATTENTION or you will be in the slum before one week is out.

Hey, other than that, everything is like San Francisco would be if it had 18,000,000 people smashed on top of each other.

Well, I'm off to see how much trouble buying an international calling card will be. I expect worse than buying used cars from Slick Freddy in Antioch.

Merry Christmas at 85 degrees and 80% humidity.

Cheers Love Namaste Matt what am I doing here Soby

Could have had a mai-tai in Hawaii

31 Hours

Um. I was learned to not say that. It was a verbal sign of being uncomfortable. Um. Um. Um. So there. I am a bit Um. Packing. Still loading the bag and figuring that if all my stuff piles fit into my snail shell, then I'll carry part of the safety of my home to India. Probably not. So, I, um, just keep fingering my stuff piles. With 31 hours to go until departure - 1210 AM Monday - perhaps crystallization of focus will occur. All the red, blue, green rays will converge and paint a perfect latent image. Not to be developed until Mumbai. I think the 50 degrees helps obscure the involuntary chills. I am so ready for this.

Kismet. That's the circle I am floating around. Merlin the Kaiser security guard was born in Mumbai. Found out on Friday at 730 pm as I bolted out the building. Dawn from the Paris Hilton Experience lived in Varanasi for four months. Chuck lived in Varansi for, well, um, I don't recall. But he led a group of 200 of 2.5 million people to into the Ganges. He's Dawn's squeeze. Who woulda known? Dawn has an Indian friend in Goa. Abigil has a coffee trader friend in Banglore. Shrikant's uncle lives in Mumbai. Niyati's family lives in Pune where the wedding takes place. That is HOT, as my favorite crush says. I'm sure I left someone out. Oh, the entire Couchsurfing network, how can I fail to include what's in store...

Until the next time, Tank and MA are prepping for the party and I need to keep on the same Bat Channel, Same Bat Time.

Be Well, Namaste

"Denny Crane"

Meshane makom meshane mazal

"Change your place, change your luck."

Thanks Dr. Gurovich!

An interesting compliment, or counterpart to, Buddhist thought: "Wherever you go, there you are."

Thanks Buddha!

"Denny Crane"

Monday. Shri goes home. To India.

"hey dude, see you in two weeks. In Mumbai." That was from Shri as he walked out of the office. No fanfare. No waving crowds. No farewell, happy marriage lunch or cake. Just another ordinary Monday. Except Shri was off to India for his wedding to Niyati. And I was sitting in my hovel, working, stood up, gave him a hug, and said, "yeah, I'll see you in Mumbai in a few weeks. No worries."

Now that was WEIRD. Just another day in the life... So I guess I'll be seeing Shri and Nitayi in two weeks, 9,700 miles and 22 hours flying time later. Just counting the tic-tocks. It's only India, sheesh, I'll only be there for 7.5 weeks. Yet it's India. Say it: "India." This is the most awesome rush, the waiting.

When I arrive this is the pile-O-shit I hope to not be muling around. Half the clothes, double the money. Except for the underwear... Cheerios.

Bentley's Hotel. First email for hotel reservation sent over the internet because why? My mobile will not allow me to make international calls. My Soby Compound landline will not allow me to make international calls. The Sprint operator will not answer. So boohoo for me. Faahck It! as Shri says. Email my freakin' wish list request to the only one of 4 Colaba hotels in Mumbai that has email. The next "mass comm" email is to the Welcome Hotel in the Fort Area of Mumbai, one of three hotels that has email and that sounds like it won't scare an American with limited international communication - to say the least.
This sleeping situation, this getting off the aero-plane in Mumbai, taking the train to Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminous (CST where 2.5 million passengers transit daily) or taxi (Yellow ticket pre-paid or get waaay fuckin lost) to downtown Mumbai may perhaps be contributing to my 3-day tension/bordering-on-migraine headache. Do you think? And I'm not even there yet. Oh, the anxiety medication hasn't even been invented yet...